Won’t be long now. Simon will be so fat after eating all the cheese and bread and peanuts I left him that he’ll fall straight into that bucket!

You ever have that sensation where you feel like something is crawling up your leg? It’s funny the stages you go through: There is obviously nothing crawling up my leg so it would be silly to look. There is something … Continue reading →

There are three types of God. Which one do you believe in? Continue reading →