Nothing prepares you for your first encounter with a ballistic missile submarine. Continue reading →

I met Mrs Clown at the airport. You’ll never guess what happened next. Continue reading →

I promise to serve my God, the Queen, the Commonwealth and the Sea Cadet Corp Continue reading →

Mrs Clown thought I needed cheering up so she sent me an ad for a show with naked dancers Continue reading →

Culture shock goes both ways. Continue reading →

Score one point for things you’ve done that most people haven’t. Continue reading →

I was 15 when all the kids in my neighbourhood snuck into Marten’s Grove to go skinny dipping. It was the first time I had ever seen so many girls my own age in the nude. Continue reading →

What would life have been like if Ken and Bill had headed down to those desolate islands? Continue reading →

The Ragged Clown finds his home at last. Continue reading →

It’s over a hundred years since World War One. Everyone involved is dead. Continue reading →