Ragged Clown

A long time ago, I had a girlfriend and I used to sing to her. At that period of my life, I was entirely entranced by Billie Holiday and my most favourite song was Solitude and my girlfriend used to ask me to sing it to her. I sang it over and over. Continue reading →

Finger Painting

This one’s for Stan.
In one of the universe’s subtle attempts to mess with me, my grandmother died yesterday on the same day that I finished this painting – Girl Seated in a Cemetery by Delacroix. In another week or so, I’ll be standing … Continue reading →
I have a routine now. I google for an image on my iPhone and prop it on my knee while I sketch it on my iPad. I think that’s enough copying for now though. Time to come up with my … Continue reading →
When I first started fingerpainting, I would slap out a picture in an hour or two. As I got better at it, I would pay more and more attention to the detail and it took longer and longer and became … Continue reading →
I might have to take a break from sketching. This one took me forever. More sketches on Flickr.
I did this one on Monday while waiting for Jazz. I used to have a print of this picture when I lived in London until, one day… I was taking a shower before work in the morning when the water … Continue reading →

Pencil Sketches

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I didn’t know the solo part in the middle so I made shit up. I fired the drummer. Continue reading →
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I used to sing this song every day to my first baby clown. He used to sing along. Not any more. Oh no. And It Stoned Me (performed by The Ragged Clown) http://www.raggedclown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/It-Stoned-Me.mp3
I’m not really sure why they call him Slowhand. My hands were much slower than his. I gave up trying to copy the last two measures of the solo and just made something up. Sunshine of your Love http://www.raggedclown.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sunshine-of-your-love.mp3 Performance … Continue reading →
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Wonderwall (performed by The Ragged Clown) http://www.raggedclown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Wonderwall.mp3 A late entry in Gizmodo’s rip off an album cover contest. Winning entry by Mrs Clown
Haven’t recorded one for a while. I’m stuck on a plateau and can’t seem to make progress. I have three or four songs where I can play everything but the solo. This one doesn’t have a solo so it’s good … Continue reading →
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