Every summer, we used to dress up as pirates and go drink too much and sing pirate songs in the mountains. This is the best pirate of them all.

When I first started fingerpainting, I would slap out a picture in an hour or two. As I got better at it, I would pay more and more attention to the detail and it took longer and longer and became less and less fun.

I was able to whack this one out in a couple of hours. It was a lot of fun.

PS I didn’t finish the left breast because the battery ran out on my iPhone. Sorry, Aaron.