Ragged Clown

It's just a shadow you're seeing that he's chasing…


Introducing…John McCain

The dude who didn’t really introduce Mac….


Alaska in the house!


Where the baby daddy at? Where he at?

(crowd noise)

You knocked her up, man? That’s cool. That’s cool.


You know that word ‘abstinence’—you know that mean ‘no fucking,’ right?


I guess they didn’t make that clear at the seminar.


‘So I just use this abstinence, that mean we can fuck all we want, right?’ No!