After you jump 5 hurdles in a row and feed all the fish, you can make them all yawn. I couldn’t make the worm spit though. Warning! Don’t click unless you have more important things to do. Feed the Head

Time for the talk soon. I’m going with this… Get married …buy a house …get properly settled in… furniture and so on… and wait for a bit make sure you eat properly – three hot meals a day. Then just … Continue reading →

A friend asked me today if centre-forwards are typically the strongest or most skillful players on the field. Judge for yourself (click on the photo for more).

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My favourite blogger’s favourite posts are about the search terms that people use to get to his blog. how to suck a penis and survive a gorilla attack do men wash their ass? washer smells funny. how to get the … Continue reading →

Just watched Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. I would’ve made a fabulous press secretary. I have nothing but contempt for these people. Incredible.