I think I would have to be pretty hungry before I attacked a crocodile.

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Ever have one of those moments when you are sitting in your favourite chair sipping wine and you are like, what’s that smell? Smells like dead mouse. and you have a look around and, sure enough, there is a dead mouse.

I just did.

A new day, a new trap…

Hello! Son of Simon!

Won’t be long now. Simon will be so fat after eating all the cheese and bread and peanuts I left him that he’ll fall straight into that bucket!

You ever have that sensation where you feel like something is crawling up your leg?

It’s funny the stages you go through:

• There is obviously nothing crawling up my leg so it would be silly to look.
• There is something crawling up my leg but I am too scared to look.
• But that’s what I thought last time and, when I looked, I felt silly.

I finally looked. And there was something. He was just sitting on my foot looking back at me.

He got down when I went to get my camera.