Mrs Clown sent me an ad for a show with naked dancers Continue reading →

If two ships pass, the senior captain may Request the Pleasure of the Company of the other captain with signal flags. Continue reading →

“Life, if well lived, is long enough.” Continue reading →

Because it’s ALL THE TIME, I’ve come to think of it as the taste of cancer. Continue reading →

Lots of people don’t know how to talk to someone with cancer. A few tips might help. Continue reading →

Who made it big? Was it George? Or Andrew? Continue reading →

I didn’t know what to do next. I let fate decide. Continue reading →

I think we got lucky with that nice old lady who lives in the palace at the end of The Mall Continue reading →

Three stars does not mean average. Three stars means it was really good. Continue reading →

In which I discover that I am a dualist after all. Continue reading →