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Hic Harold Rex Interfectus estEvery English schoolboy knows that history began in 1066.
The IntruderOur hero awakes. Startled by the noise and the stranger in his room, he sits bolt upright in his bed.
Betraying LolitaIt’s not what I thought it was about.
Trading Heroes for GhostsI didn’t know the solo part in the middle so I made shit up. I fired the drummer.
Little Red RoosterLittle Red Rooster Too lazy to crow the day.
Before and AfterWho knew that this : Would become this: ? Can anyone in the first picture pick me out from the second? Vice versa?
Atlas WhateverThe Utopian dream of the looters ends in dystopia and apocalypse.
Private PrincipalitiesI had my genitals gently brushed before it was fashionable.
The Curse of the Worthy MoviesWe are lost in the worthy zone.
The Dream WatchersI’ve had an idea that answers the question “What are dreams for?” floating around in my head
How do you celebrate a cancerversary?It’s been a year since that fateful day when the doc called.
45% is a CThree stars does not mean average. Three stars means it was really good.
A Future Without Cars.One day, the tyranny of the motor car over our towns and cities will come to an end.
A More Social Software EngineerDiversity is good for software companies. It helps us make better products.
Jerusalem is LostThe religious battles of the 2000s in the USA backfired spectacularly and any victories were pyrrhic and temporary.
Good people, bad peopleEthical? Not Ethical. Makes no difference really. I’ll do what’s most convenient for me.
How should we live?Better to go down in glory, adventurers to the very end, than to wait for the end to come to us.
Non Manibus Solem sed CordeI joined the Navy as an artificer at HMS Fisgard in 1982.
