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		<title>Sad and Red</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr Ferguson, I am very happy that the reds are back on top of the table despite the recent poor run of form. I am also delighted that we are in the semis of The Champions League.Â  The League &#8230; <a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/2009/04/23/sad-and-red/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Mr Ferguson,</p>
<p>I am very happy that the reds are back on top of the table despite the recent poor run of form. I am also delighted that we are in the semis of The Champions League.Â  The League Cup and World Club Cup and Charity Shield trophies were nice too.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/manulogo.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1450" title="manu logo" src="http://www.raggedclown.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/manulogo-398x300.jpg" alt="manu logo" width="398" height="300" /></a>But I can&#8217;t tell you how sad the ignomious end to the FA Cup run made me.</p>
<p>I understand that you really, really want to win the Premiership and the Champions League. I get that. I do too.</p>
<p>And I understand that you need to rest players at the end of a long hard season. But still I am sad.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/1976facuplarge.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1449" title="1976 FA Cup Final" src="http://www.raggedclown.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/1976facuplarge-204x300.jpg" alt="1976 FA Cup Final" width="204" height="300" /></a>The FA Cup has a special place in my heart. For the 76 cup, I dressed up all of my cuddly toys in red &#8211; Bugs as a player and Uncle Ted as a fan &#8211; and put them in my window. I treasure the heartache of that defeat as much as the joy when we beat Liverpool in 77. I still remember looking forward to school so i could rub Gavin Mantel&#8217;s nose inÂ  it.</p>
<p>And so, I think it was disrespectful to field a team of reserves in an FA Cup semi-final. At Wembley Stadium no less!</p>
<p>It was disrespectful to Wembley Stadium, to the oldest competition in Football and, especially, to my memories.</p>
<p>Could you not have played a decent playmaker? Scholes was fit. And Giggs. Even Nani or Carrick!</p>
<p>Why did you stay in the competition so long, only to throw it away in such an easy game against such weak opposition? It was just one more game! One goal and we would have been in the final! You may think 11 wins is enough, but I, for one, would have been overjoyed with one more.</p>
<p>Mr Ferguson, I am disappointed in you.</p>
<p>The Ragged Clown</p>
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		<title>Exactly what I would&#8217;ve done</title>
		<link>http://www.raggedclown.com/2008/12/13/exactly-what-i-wouldve-done/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
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		<title>Steven Gerrard, I Choose You.</title>
		<link>http://www.raggedclown.com/2008/10/14/steven-gerrard-i-choose-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rob Smyth, in The Guardian, blames Lampard and Gerrard for compromising England&#8217;s one world-class attacking talent. Scientists claim that Consciousness is the hard problem, but the Lampard and Gerrard problem is hard too. If we could find a decent goalkeeper &#8230; <a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/2008/10/14/steven-gerrard-i-choose-you/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="The Guardian" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/oct/11/england-lampard-gerrard-robsmyth">Rob Smyth, in <em>The Guardian</em></a>, blames Lampard and Gerrard for compromising England&#8217;s one world-class attacking talent. Scientists claim that <em>Consciousness</em> is the <em>hard problem</em>, but the <em>Lampard and Gerrard </em>problem is hard too.</p>
<p>If we could find a decent goalkeeper and a striker who is over 5ft 2in who does not have clown feet, England would be marvellous. But we have to acknowledge that Lampard and Gerrard cannot play together, <a title="The Telegraph" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/international/england/3174790/Borat-runs-his-eye-over-the-England-team-ahead-of-Kazakhstan-World-Cup-qualifier-Football.html">despite what Borat says</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>I read of Frank Lampard that he cannot play with Gerrard. Why not? Is not    allowed? Is against your law? In my country, is OK for two men to play with    each other. We do all the time. Is nice.</p></blockquote>
<p>Gotta drop Lampard and play the world&#8217;s greatest scouser behind the even greater scouser, Rooney.</p>
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		<title>USA! USA!</title>
		<link>http://www.raggedclown.com/2008/09/17/usa-usa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I am not mistaken, the best football team in the world is now sponsored by the US Government.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I am not mistaken, the best football team in the world is now sponsored by the US Government.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sports_aig.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-839" title="AIG Sponsor of ManU" src="http://www.raggedclown.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sports_aig.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="456" /></a></p>
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		<title>Goooalll!!!1!!1!</title>
		<link>http://www.raggedclown.com/2008/08/07/goooalll11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Evil Typo</title>
		<link>http://www.raggedclown.com/2008/05/05/evil-typo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 05:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story so far&#8230; In a thrilling climax to the English football season, Manchester United and Chelsea were level on points with two games to go. They also happen to be the last remaining teams in the Champions League. ManU won &#8230; <a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/2008/05/05/evil-typo/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Story so far&#8230;</p>
<p>In a thrilling climax to the English football season, Manchester United and Chelsea were level on points with two games to go. They also happen to be the last remaining teams in the Champions League.</p>
<p>ManU won their game on Saturday and were thus 3 points clear. Chelsea had a tough game vs Newcastle tonight that they had to win to draw level.</p>
<p>Imagine my delight when I saw the headline.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/chelsea.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-643" title="chelsea" src="http://www.raggedclown.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/chelsea.png" alt="" width="339" height="394" /></a></p>
<p>Imagine my confusion when I saw the picture. Imagine my disappointment when I read the read the caption.</p>
<p><em>[Hint for the non-savvy. Chelsea are the team in blue. Ballack scored and he plays for Chelsea.]</em></p>
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		<title>The Only TED talk you&#8217;ll ever need to see</title>
		<link>http://www.raggedclown.com/2008/03/16/the-only-ted-talk-youll-ever-need-to-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
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		<title>Magic Feet Revisited</title>
		<link>http://www.raggedclown.com/2007/11/30/magic-feet-revisited/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The shortlist for world player of the year was announced today. The list is Ronaldo (with the magic feet) Messi Kaka It&#8217;s hard to choose between them &#8211; but they can&#8217;t give it Messi because he is only 20 and &#8230; <a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/2007/11/30/magic-feet-revisited/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The shortlist for <a href="http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2219927,00.html" title="The Guardian">world player of the year was announced today</a>.</p>
<p>The list is</p>
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<li>Ronaldo (<a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/?p=58" title="Ragged Clown">with the magic feet</a>)</li>
<li>Messi</li>
<li>Kaka</li>
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<p>It&#8217;s hard to choose between them &#8211; but they can&#8217;t give it Messi because he is only 20 and is certain to win it every subsequent year until 2017.</p>
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		<title>New Coach</title>
		<link>http://www.raggedclown.com/2007/11/05/new-coach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things are moving along with the plan to bring the earthquakes back. In addition to the council meeting on Tuesday to (hopefully) approve the new stadium plans, the Quakes have hired a head coach. As we mentioned, there&#8217;s also something &#8230; <a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/2007/11/05/new-coach/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things are moving along with the plan to bring the earthquakes back. In addition to the council meeting on Tuesday to (hopefully) approve the new stadium plans, the Quakes have hired a head coach.</p>
<blockquote><p>As we mentioned, there&#8217;s also something else that will be happening on Tuesday. The San Jose Earthquakes will be holding a press conference to announce the hiring of a new head coach, and we have the inside scoop. So, in addition to coming out to support the stadium effort on Tuesday night, you&#8217;ll also be able to join your fellow Quakes fans in person to celebrate the hiring of Frank Yallop, a man who already owns two championship rings with the name &#8220;San Jose Earthquakes&#8221; on them.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.soccersiliconvalley.com/">http://www.soccersiliconvalley.com/</a></p></blockquote>
<p>By the way, I have reserved the right to purchase 12 seasons tickets when they go on sale (any day now).</p>
<p>Wouldn&#8217;t it be nice to have a pool of tickets, 2 per family, that we could share?Â  6 of my reservations are already reserved. Let me know if you want one.</p>
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		<title>John Doyle &#8211; Earthquakes GM</title>
		<link>http://www.raggedclown.com/2007/10/09/john-doyle-earthquakes-gm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Earthquakes have just announced that John Doyle is the new GM They announced their fancy new shirts too: Â  We just got a call saying that the season ticket prices and venues will be announced in a couple of &#8230; <a href="http://www.raggedclown.com/2007/10/09/john-doyle-earthquakes-gm/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Earthquakes have <a href="http://web.mlsnet.com/mls/about/sje.jsp" title="Earthquakes">just announced that John Doyle</a> is the new GM</p>
<p>They announced their fancy new shirts too:</p>
<p align="center">Â <img src="http://web.mlsnet.com/t110/imgs/news/2007/275x235_uniform_rendering.gif" height="235" width="275" /></p>
<p align="left">We just got a call saying that the season ticket prices and venues will be announced in a couple of weeks. We have reserved two season tickets. <a href="http://web.mlsnet.com/mls/about/sje.jsp">Have you reserved yours</a>?</p>
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