My goal for July is to make it to the top 5 google hits for “mime sex”.
Post script. There is a site about Clown Sex. It’s pretty funny.
Because clowns do not naturally “ride” bicycles, stand on their “heads,” or “jump through rings of fire,” whips, electric prods, and other tools are often used to force them to perform.
The smaller and poorer the blue movie production, the more limited the clowns’ access may be to water, food, and hairdressing care. But whatever the size of a clownsploitation flick, the clowns inevitably suffer
Get married …buy a house …get properly settled in… furniture and so on… and wait for a bit make sure you eat properly - three hot meals a day. Then just wait a bit.
He was nominated for a Nobel Prize. I don’t care about any of this. Shafik won my heart by publishing a paper in European Urology in which he investigated the effects of polyester on sexual activity. Ahmed Shafik dressed lab rats in polyester pants.
There were seventy-five rats. They wore their pants for one year. Shafik found that over time the ones dressed in polyester or poly-cotton blend had sex significantly less often than the rats whose slacks were cotton or wool. (Shafik thinks the reason is that polyester sets up troublesome electrostatic fields in and around the genitals. Having seen an illustration of a rat wearing the pants, I would say there’s an equal possibility that it’s simply harder to get a date when you dress funny.)
