Evil Typo

Posted on May 5th, 2008

Story so far…

In a thrilling climax to the English football season, Manchester United and Chelsea were level on points with two games to go. They also happen to be the last remaining teams in the Champions League.

ManU won their game on Saturday and were thus 3 points clear. Chelsea had a tough game vs Newcastle tonight that they had to win to draw level.

Imagine my delight when I saw the headline.

Imagine my confusion when I saw the picture. Imagine my disappointment when I read the read the caption.

[Hint for the non-savvy. Chelsea are the team in blue. Ballack scored and he plays for Chelsea.]

The Only TED talk you’ll ever need to see

Posted on March 16th, 2008

Together we will sing the song that tears down the walls that divide us

Posted on February 7th, 2008

I hold Gail Collins personally responsible for the downward spiral on the NY Times editorial page over the last several years, but occasionally she says something important. Like today

Meanwhile, the Republican far right has fallen into a remarkable snit over John McCain’s march to the nomination. Rush Limbaugh is virtually gnawing his own ankle in rage. By co-authoring legislation with Democrats, Limbaugh ranted, McCain was working with “threats to the American way of life as we’ve always known it.” James Dobson says he won’t vote if McCain is the nominee because of infractions ranging from failure to back a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage to “foul and obscene language.” Ann Coulter claims she’d support Clinton “because she’s more conservative than he is.”

Once again, the reason for everything terrible about American politics for the last 20 years becomes clear. These people are nuts.

It’s important because these people have had a stranglehold on American politics for about 10 years. These people are responsible for the republican party’s policies on detention-without-trial, immigrant-hating, torturing, suspension of the Bill of Rights and the invasion of random middle-eastern countries.

These people paint their enemies as evil, terrorist-lovers who hate America. These people forced emergency sessions in congress to keep a women in a coma alive for 10 more years and threatened the judges who would not bend to their will with violence. These people have smeared, slimed and discredited anyone who dared to disagree with them.

These people have tried to govern the country with a 50%+1 majority by appealing to the basest elements of their base and painting everyone else as traitors.

These people hate McCain because he does not do those things. He doesn’t have this same compulsion to smear his political opponents (OK, sometimes he does) because he understands that a nation united is stronger than a nation divided.

Now, here’s the thing. Of the Democrat contenders for the nomination, which one has a message of unity? Which appeals most to the widest spectrum of political views (even political opponents)? Which does best in red states? Which is winning most independents?

And which one is most likely to continue partisan politics as usual?

They don’t let me vote, but if they did, that’s why I’d vote for Obama. That’s why, if y’all who do vote do the right thing….and if Obama lives up to his promise, I’ll vote for his re-election.

w00t!

Posted on December 13th, 2007

Merriam-Webster’s #1 Word of the Year for 2007 based on votes from visitors to our Web site:

w00t (interjection)

expressing joy (it could be after a triumph, or for no reason at all); similar in use to the word “yay”

w00t! I won the contest!

l33t!

Grendel’s Mother

Posted on December 5th, 2007

I was scanning the reviews to see whether Beowulf was suitable for my children when I came across this one in the New York Times

You don’t even have to wait for the flying spears and airborne bodies that — if you watch the movie in one of the hundreds of theaters equipped with 3-D projection — will look as if they’re hurtling directly at your head. You could poke your eye out with one of those things! Which is precisely what I thought when I first saw Ms. Jolie’s jutting breasts too.

Sounds like my kind of movie! Who cares whether the kids like it? Are her breasts 3d projected too?

Jeff saw it last week and his analysis was that Jazz might be scared by an early monster scene (I think she was three when she first saw the snake thingie in Larry Spotter) and he wondered about her attitude to nudity (she’s in favour of it).

Still undecided …but we’ll definitely see The Golden Compass especially now that the Catholic League is organizing a boycott.

What’s Your Google Image

Posted on November 1st, 2007

I consider it my duty to let my readers know what all the cool kids are doing and, today, the cool kids are doing this.

  1. Go to Google Images
  2. Search for your full name
  3. See that very first picture? That’s you that is.

Here’s me:

body builder

Which, for some reason, reminds me of that thing where you take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived on to get your porn star name (Uncle Muncher Cray, if you were wondering). Such a disappointment… when I could have been a virtuoso violinist…

 

Violin

 

…or a baseball star…

 

Baseball

 

…or even a mailman (Oh! The postman always gets the mail…)…

 

Mailman

I am just glad I didn’t end up as this guy…

 

Criminal

 

 

…who is probably the same guy who is wanted for stealing cars in Kentucky and made it so hard for me to get a driving license when I first came to the States.

Anyway, I haven’t googled myself for a while and, when I did, I came up with a New Rule:

When you google your own name, if you show up on the first page, your life is a success.

Yay! I Win!

I am only a little sad that some other Kevin Lawrence is the official Coach Kevin.

 

Virtual Barber Shop

Posted on July 11th, 2007

Simply marvellous. Make sure you wear headphones. It’s not so impressive without headphones.

The Power of Government

Posted on July 3rd, 2007

Some people complain that governments don’t do anything useful. Au contraire!

The EU has an agency that is promoting European film making by asking European film lovers to come together!

(not work safe)

Sports writing as art

Posted on April 24th, 2007

Well played, The Guardian.

He and Kaka are the sort of players who prompt comparisons with other forms of art. Music, most obviously. Ronaldo’s mode is allegro molto vivace, with a pronounced fondness for bursts of staccato phrasing via those quick-stepping feet, his unorthodoxy extending to the fearless introduction of techniques that others might unveil only in rehearsal, for the amusement of their colleagues. Kaka plays at a permanent andante cantabile, with a sweetly flowing grace, his devastating sprint a thing of seemingly unhurried beauty, his body swaying as one change of direction blends seamlessly into another.

My Hope-O-Meter was at close to zero for this game. It will droop even lower for the second leg but, if it is half as good as this one was, I’ll enjoy it immensely even if, as I fear, we don’t win.

The New Flip-Flopper

Posted on April 4th, 2007

Bob linked to Doonesbury the other day and said it was brilliant. While that one was rather good, Bob was a day early. The subsequent ones have been outstanding.

Doonesbury

Hey - just go read them yourself. Here’s the one Bob liked. Just click next to see the rest.