After you jump 5 hurdles in a row and feed all the fish, you can make them all yawn. I couldn’t make the worm spit though.
Warning! Don’t click unless you have more important things to do.
Time for the talk soon. I’m going with this…
Get married …buy a house …get properly settled in… furniture and so on… and wait for a bit make sure you eat properly – three hot meals a day. Then just wait a bit.
Thanks, Dr House!
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My favourite blogger’s favourite posts are about the search terms that people use to get to his blog.
- how to suck a penis and survive a gorilla attack
- do men wash their ass?
- washer smells funny. how to get the smell out
- how to find my labia
I aspire to having funny search terms one day, but, for now, I am honoured that someone found me with this: ball or aerosol, neither its for my armpits. I am also quite delighted that I got my first StumbleUpon frenzy over this post. Exciting times for the Ragged Clown. Just wait till I put my new theme up!
Maybe I should use google adwords for the humour value too? (Testes up! Testes up!)
Just watched Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.
I would’ve made a fabulous press secretary. I have nothing but contempt for these people.