A friend asked me today if centre-forwards are typically the strongest or most skillful players on the field.

Judge for yourself (click on the photo for more).

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My favourite blogger’s favourite posts are about the search terms that people use to get to his blog.

• how to suck a penis and survive a gorilla attack
• do men wash their ass?
• washer smells funny. how to get the smell out
• how to find my labia

I aspire to having funny search terms one day, but, for now, I am honoured that someone found me with this: ball or aerosol, neither its for my armpits. I am also quite delighted that I got my first StumbleUpon frenzy over this post. Exciting times for the Ragged Clown. Just wait till I put my new theme up!

Maybe I should use google adwords for the humour value too? (Testes up! Testes up!)

Just watched Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

I would’ve made a fabulous press secretary. I have nothing but contempt for these people.

Incredible.