Web That Smut

Back in the old days, we used to play a game on the internet called “web that smut”.

The basic idea was that you’d pick a page – say, the home page of Nike – and your opponent would say “I can web that smut in 12” . Then you’d bid down in the manner of “Name That Tune”.

  • I can web that smut in 11
  • I can web that smut in 8
  • Web that Smut!!

The challengee would then be obliged to – just by clicking, no typing – get from the Nike home page to a porn site in 8 clicks. The basic strategy was that if you could get to the yahoo home page it was Society ->People and Places -> Sexuality -> Magazines then you were looking at naked bodies.

It was pretty easy in the old days because every page had a list of “Links” and everyone linked to Yahoo. It’s harder now because no-one wants to link to Other Sites.

But now there is We Heart It and clicking to porn is a feasible activity again and I hereby challenge you.

I can web that smut in 12:


http://weheartit.com/entry/912969

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Ragged Clown

Based in San Jose, California

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