Archive for September, 2008

An Unlikely Hero

Posted on September 26th, 2008

I have read the story many times (but never in this much detail) and it still amazes me. Who’d've thought that, one day, we’d think of John Ashcroft as a hero of the people?

Gonzales, in an attempt to persuade Ashcroft to sign the certification, simply misled Ashcroft. Gonzales told Ashcroft he had met earlier that day with congressional leaders who, he claimed, supported the continuation of the program without Department of Justice approval, and were determined to find a legislative remedy that would address the legal concerns of Comey and others. Several of the legislative leaders who had been at that meeting with Gonzales and Vice President Cheney say that Gonzales’s account of what transpired was simply not true.

In response to Gonzales’s and Card’s gambits, Ashcroft, according to Comey, “stunned me … lifted his head off the pillow,” and then told Gonzales and Card, “I’m not the attorney general.” Mustering all the energy he had left, he pointed toward Comey and resolutely said, “There is the attorney general.”

Even in the face of Ashcroft’s refusal to certify the program as being within the law, President Bush initially reauthorized the surveillance program on his own.

In this telling, the who thing was ordered by Bush.

That evening, the FBI logged a call from the president of the United States. No one had the nerve to refuse him. The phone rang at Ashcroft’s bedside. Bush told his ailing cabinet chief that Alberto Gonzales and Andy Card were on their way.

Apparently, Gonzales’s strategy is to claim that he was just following orders. This was Bush gets away using executive priviledge or - more likely - a free pardon from the incoming pres and Gonzales gets charged with a lesser crime.

My cringe reflex is exhausted

Posted on September 26th, 2008

Adding to my previous list of conservative cheerleaders whose early enthusiasm has turned to disappointment, here’s Kathleen Parker at NRO:

It was fun while it lasted.

Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is Clearly Out Of Her League.

No one hates saying that more than I do. Like so many women, I’ve been pulling for Palin, wishing her the best, hoping she will perform brilliantly. I’ve also noticed that I watch her interviews with the held breath of an anxious parent, my finger poised over the mute button in case it gets too painful. Unfortunately, it often does. My cringe reflex is exhausted.

Palin filibusters. She repeats words, filling space with deadwood. Cut the verbiage and there’s not much content there. Here’s but one example of many from her interview with Hannity: “Well, there is a danger in allowing some obsessive partisanship to get into the issue that we’re talking about today. And that’s something that John McCain, too, his track record, proving that he can work both sides of the aisle, he can surpass the partisanship that must be surpassed to deal with an issue like this.”

When Couric pointed to polls showing that the financial crisis had boosted Obama’s numbers, Palin blustered wordily: “I’m not looking at poll numbers. What I think Americans at the end of the day are going to be able to go back and look at track records and see who’s more apt to be talking about solutions and wishing for and hoping for solutions for some opportunity to change, and who’s actually done it?”

If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself.

If Palin were a man, we’d all be guffawing, just as we do every time Joe Biden tickles the back of his throat with his toes. But because she’s a woman — and the first ever on a Republican presidential ticket — we are reluctant to say what is painfully true.

Kathleen’s recommendation?

Only Palin can save McCain, her party, and the country she loves. She can bow out for personal reasons, perhaps because she wants to spend more time with her newborn. No one would criticize a mother who puts her family first.

Do it for your country.

KLo, also at the conservative NRO, thinks Palin just needs to be set free. Whether she sinks or swims - at least we’d know.

If Sarah Palin is John McCain’s secret weapon, let her go, whoever is holding her back. And, frankly, if it turns out that the “authentic” Palin of rallies and the Republican convention is just good speech delivery in a woman with some good spirit, I want to know that sooner rather than later. (Mitt’s still available. Someone in Washington who can actually run a business and knows something about the economy will come in handy once the federal government owns the U.S. banking system.) But if the Palin we know and love and have projected our hopes for sanity in American politics is the real Sarah Palin — then come out from the shadows, woman. You’re the one who is going to win this election. Be yourself. Otherwise, what’s the point?

Matt Lowry thinks she should be walled off for the good of the campaign [but presumably not for the country? - ed]

McCain’s challenge at every juncture has been to shake up the campaign. He’s like a Democrat trying to win the White House in the middle of the Civil War after Sherman took Atlanta. Or like a Republican running in the Great Depression. That means making moves that mark him as different, but can be seen as risky or gimmicky, whether choosing Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential nominee or canceling the first day of the Republican Convention during Hurricane Gustav. And never looking back, in a three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust mentality.

Does Palin know enough to be a national candidate right now? No, but she can be mostly walled off from the press. Will attacking Obama on Fannie and Freddie open McCain to attack because one of his top aides lobbied for the organizations? Yes, but he can bulldog through it. Is going to Washington going to help much of anything? Probably not, but the symbolism matters. All the unconventional moves risk eroding McCain’s reputation as a steady hand, but the alternative is simply being overwhelmed by the gravitational pull of the public’s desire for change.

Obama, on the other hand, owns change, but has to seem reliable and trustworthy. So he displays cool equanimity to McCain’s heated turbulence. He has ice in his veins to McCain’s Tabasco. McCain says stop everything to deal with the financial crisis; Obama says the campaign can go on even as a bailout bill is written in Washington. McCain wants to rip up the debate process as long established by the sainted bipartisan debate commission; Obama wants to stick to established procedure.

Ross Douthat casts another vote for ‘a plague on both their houses’

I’d also like to add that I’m really tired of Barack Obama and John McCain. Seriously. No more. I was telling my persuasive conservative friend the other day that I really wish this election pitted Vladimir Putin against Alvaro Uribe. Because let me tell you: I’m for Uribe all the way. Uribe ’08! Given that we’re in a state of national emergency, I see no reason not to suspend the constitutional provisions that would keep a sitting foreign head of state from becoming president.

which state? you might wonder…

Is there some way the United States can be made an Emirate of the United Arab Emirates? I’m pretty sure this plan will only work if we drill here and drill now. I know what you’re thinking: “Yes, this is a pretty plausible plan in broad outline, and declaring Islam the state religion should do down pretty smoothly, not least with civil libertarians. But who will be Emir?”

McCain Wins!

Posted on September 26th, 2008

I have a new found respect for McCain. He won the debate before it even happened!

At least, the ad that the McCain campain put in today’s WSJ thinks he did.

Quick. Someone one ask him what the stock market is gonna do on Monday!

The Saga Continues

Posted on September 26th, 2008

I wrote Think of a Number before the talks collapsed - my imagination was not nearly wild enough.

It’s hard to keep up  , but here’s where I think we are at…

Paulson limited the meeting to one demo and one pubbie from each of the House and Senate. [does that free up McCain and Obama for the debate? -ed]. But the pubbie from the house, Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-Ala.)

…stood in for the House Republicans. But as Frank said after the meeting, “he wasn’t even marginally deputized” to speak for his caucus, having been publicly chastened by House GOP leadership earlier in the day. Bachus, said Frank, excused himself from the meeting, explaining that since he wasn’t authorized to speak on behalf of his caucus it wasn’t useful for him to stay.

The demos are begging the President to get the house republicans to sign on because

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) would not bring the plan to the floor unless is had substantial support from the GOP.

Meanwhile the house republicans according to one GOP lawmaker

some House Republicans are saying privately that they’d rather “let the markets crash” than sign on to a massive bailout.

“For the sake of the altar of the free market system, do you accept a Great Depression?” the member asked.

It’s not clear what McCain’s position is. I have read is some places that he supports the SecTreas’s plan and in others that he is backing the renegade House Republicans.

The McCain campaign issued a statement saying it was “optimistic” that McCain “will bring House Republicans on board without driving other parties away, resulting in a successful deal for the American taxpayers.”

But conservative Republicans in the House – and some in the Senate, such as Richard Shelby of Alabama – remain angry over the prospect of a massive government bailout.

“The Republican Party right now is fractured,” said one GOP member who didn’t want to be named. “’Fractured’ is not even the right word…Human nature is taking over.”

Maybe we could sell Alaska to Russia for $700 Billion? If Palin brokers the deal she could get some international trade experience to go with her foreign policy experience.

Hey! It’s a new day. Anything could happen.

Need a break from politics?

Posted on September 26th, 2008

Warning. People of african, jewish, european or asian descent or the children or the descendents of any of these groups will find this video offensive. If you watch it at work, they’ll fire you. Possibly for laughing too loud.


The Great Schlep

Get your grandparents to vote for Obama.
Or refuse to visit them.

A Post About Nothing

Posted on September 25th, 2008

Ross Douthat thinks the candidates have gone all tactical when we want them to be strategic.

If you’re wondering why I was writing about baseball yesterday instead of leaping into the debate over whether John McCain’s decision to suspend his campaign and call for the delay of tomorrow night’s debate was a bold act of leadership, a brilliant piece of political theater, or a pointless, vote-losing stunt, it’s because the baseball season suddenly seems a lot more interesting than Presidential politics.

He agrees with my anonymous commenter that

If the election is going to be won, McCain and Co. have decided, it’s going to be won on trench warfare and intangibles, not substance. From the Obama camp’s point of view, meanwhile, the election is theirs to lose, so why take any chances when you can just meet McCain blow for blow and run out the clock until November?

It’s all very disappointing and a far cry from the transcendence I hoped for back in January

Maybe they’ll skip the silly name-calling that usually passes for political debate in this country and actually debate the issues a little. Wouldn’t that be nice. It might even be educational. Inspirational even.

All that’s left is to agree that it’s both candidates fault. There is no difference between them.

Same as back in 2000.

Cherry Picking?

Posted on September 25th, 2008

I need to be careful or you’ll think that I am just cherry picking conservative commentators who think that the Palin pick is a disaster.

And now, an excerpt from my inner monologue, as transcribed while watching various clips from Sarah Palin’s interview with Katie Couric (I can’t link to them; they’re too painful):

But hey, maybe it’s all just effing brilliant rope-a-dope for the Biden debate ….

Ross Douthat

But Sarah Palin’s performance in the tiny vignettes of unscripted dialogue in which we’ve been allowed to see her has been nothing short of frightening — really, as I said, pity-inducing. And I say that as someone who has thought from the start that the criticisms of her abilities — as opposed to her ideology — were much too extreme. One of two things is absolutely clear at this point: she is either (a) completely ignorant about the most basic political issues — a vacant, ill-informed, incurious know-nothing, or (b) aggressively concealing her actual beliefs about these matters because she’s petrified of deviating from the simple-minded campaign talking points she’s been fed and/or because her actual beliefs are so politically unpalatable, even when taking into account the right-wing extremism that is permitted, even rewarded, in our mainstream. I’m not really sure which is worse, but it doesn’t really matter, because with 40 days left before the election, both options are heinous.

Glenn Greenwald

And those are just the ones who thought she might have been a good pick.

Think of a Number

Posted on September 25th, 2008

If you were going to ask congress for a lot of money to rescue the financial industry what number would you ask for?

$700 billion? Yeah, me too.

But why?

In fact, some of the most basic details, including the $700 billion figure Treasury would use to buy up bad debt, are fuzzy.

“It’s not based on any particular data point,” a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. “We just wanted to choose a really large number.”

Forbes

It’s hard to keep track of exactly what is going on but here’s how I understand where we are are at:

The president - or rather, the treasury secretary - asked congress for a lot of money with no strings attached and no oversight. The dems have negotiated that down to a lot of money with a few strings and the illusion of oversight. The dems have the numbers to pass the bill but Pelosi won’t put it to a vote unless there is bipartisan support in the House. But a handful of conservative  republicans in the house are holding out because they think the bailout is irresponsible.

Did I get that right so far?

So, what is McCain’s angle gonna be?

Here’s my prediction.

By tomorrow, the unpleasant bill that has majority support and backing (more or less) from the house and senate and the White House (and McCain and Obama) will suddenly morph into a completely unpalatable bill that is supported by the republican minority but not the dems. The president and John McCain will switch over to support the new CRAZY bill and blame the dems (and Obama) for holding the American people hostage.

Not unlike what happened with the immigration bill.

It will probably be fine

Posted on September 25th, 2008

Got Condoms?

Posted on September 25th, 2008

Interesting study, if you have teenage children:

Among sexually active teens, actual condom use bears no relationship to intention to use a condom or belief that using condoms is a good idea. The only factors in their study that correlate with using condoms are buying and carrying condoms.

Cognitive Daily